ne033x Phone Sex Adventure 1

I don’t know this chick, but she IMs me her number. I didn’t want to be rude, so I make the call. Plus, she was hot! I’ll skip the boring intros and go right to the juice.

HER: I’m so wet right now!
ME: cool!
HER: I’m touching myself.
ME: no way? really?
HER: mmmmm
ME: chomp! chomp! chomp!
HER: what’s that sound?
ME: cool ranch doritos.
HER: you’re eating?!
ME: hell yeah. this is great.
HER: fuckin loser! bye! (loud hang up)

It was cool as hell and I feel like a porn star kinda.

Next time I think I’ll eat more quieter.

;-P